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Oh yahtzee, you should do Diablo Immortal. It’s a bit boring, and the camera is approaching too close, and it is also the most insidious work of evil that has ever been squeezed from the black, thorny anus Beelzeblzzard. It seems that you already know what you think about it, viewers. Why would I be miserable all week just to reformulate my grounded opinion through prism jokes and gradually turn the title into something dismissive. Let’s say, let’s list all the things I would call Diablo Immortal, Diablo Immororal, Diablo Impoverishment, Diablo Income Statement, Diablo In A Gadda Da Vida Baby. Now let’s move on and try to spread some much-needed positivity instead. And you know what makes me feel positive: new independent games that I haven’t heard about before, but I really like. The Escapist has a shared list of games to check out of which I always try to steal the tastiest carrots before the 3MR guys sober up on Monday morning, and Neon White caught my eye when it described itself as a first person shooter. And I’m becoming more and more interested in speedrunners, mostly because I feel like someone has to keep an eye on these people before an unexpected shortage of Mountain Dew comes along and they burn all our cities down.