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You can look at these speedrun and gimmick run streamers, all competing to beat Dark Souls or Ocarina of Time with the fastest or no weapons, a Guitar Hero controller, or with both hands tied to the back legs of a nervous horse and think such people are fucking geeks. And be absolutely right. But when you think about it, wasn’t finding fancier ways to make the same old crap the essence of gameplay innovation over the years? What is an FPS if not just playing Space Invaders with blinkers turned on? What is Wii Sports other than playing Pong and trying to cause carpal tunnel syndrome? And then we have games like Metal Hellsinger that ask if you can beat Doom Eternal while playing the drums and while the singer constantly roars in your ears like Cookie Monster banging his finger against the frame? Metal Hellsinger isn’t quite a dry script, but it seems like Hellsinger alone would make a perfect name. Maybe they plan to do a few more. Hellsinger Opera. A pathetic independent rock singer. Disney Princess Hellsinger Song, Emphasis on Hell.